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Hello! My name is Eli Duke and right now I'm hanging out in Portland, OR.

Hitch-hiking from LA to Portland

Tomorrow I begin an epic hitch-hiking adventure from Los Angeles to Portland. I’ll be sticking to Highway 1 as best I can, stopping with friends along the way. I’m giving myself about 2 weeks, which should be plenty of time, including a few days here and there to relax along the way. I love hitch-hiking and I am *psyched* to hit the road.

The pins on the map are where I am planning to spend the night(s).


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[I will be updating this post as things progress]

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Hawaii already kicks ass

It’s only been 12 hours and I already love it.

The plane ride from Sydney to Honolulu was a breeze. I had an entire middle row (3 seats) to myself, so I got some sleep. The vegan meals were great (I love Qantas for that reason alone), and there were these 2 kids sitting in front of me, maybe 16 years old, watching surfing videos on a laptop for at least a few hours. They were total surfer dudes, just brushing up on some “tape” before the big game on the North Shore.

The bus ride from the airport to Waikiki was all set to be completely uneventful, but then this super duper crazy got on the bus. Immediately she started going on about a restraining order against these guys that got on right after her. She said they mugged her, but they didn’t seem to know what she was talking about. Then she said a few things about people getting killed by the “Japs” during World War II right before she picked up a glove and waved it in the air while saying things I couldn’t understand. Just before her stop she said the word “rape” about 15 times and then, “Be accurate. You were either with ‘em rapin’ or you weren’t. Be accurate.” When she got up to leave I noticed one of her bags: UNIVERSITY OF PINK. That’s me!!

Finally the bus pulled up to Waikiki beach and I departed. I found a hostel within a few minutes and made my way out to the beach. The sun was shining through big puffy white clouds and a light breeze kept everything nice and cool. I soaked up the sun.

Ahhhh.

I rented a bike around 4:30 and went in search of cellphone service. I found what I was looking for, but the store was closed. I’m going back tomorrow and getting it all straightened out before Robin gets here (around 4pm) so we can just grab her shit and get our asses to the North Shore!

The fun has only just begun.

[side note: The computers at my hostel are in the front office, and the dude behind the counter has been listening to old school Metallica (To Live Is To Die), Pantera (Fucking Hostile), and now I think he's finishing it off with some Priest! Can you feel the rage?]

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I’m not a tourist anymore

When I first got to New Zealand (about a week ago) I had grand plans to go on an epic, solo hike. I asked around and settled on the Rees-Dart Track (just outside of Glenorchy). Well, one thing lead to another (mainly LOTS of rain), and I decided to bail on the hike and just hang out in Wanaka for a few days before my homeboys (from the Ice) get here. I’m staying at Holly’s Backpacker (just off the main drag) and really enjoying myself.

Friday night I went out to Cinema Paradiso to see “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” on a whim (it was wonderful, by the way). I got to the theater with plenty of time, so I called and talked to Meredith and Christine for a bit. Then I ran into some people that I’d hitched with earlier that day (who were wait-listed for the movie) and ended up talking with them until the last possible minute. When I finally got into the theater I took the only available seat up front and was instantly surrounded by a rowdy bunch of British girls. I asked them what their story was: they said it was “her birthday” (pointing to the girl at the end) and then they asked me if I wanted to help them “move house” the next day.

HELL. YES.

A lot of people in the world hate moving. I love it. It’s a time to really, ruthlessly, go through your crap and simplify. It’s a time to figure out what is important to you and trim the fat. It’s a time to see how big the “goodwill” pile can get. And on top of all that, you get to spend quality time with friends. Sure, there might be some drama, tensions are high, tempers are short, and it’s not completely 100% fun 100% of the time, but that’s all part of the awesomeness. There was absolutely no way I could refuse an offer to help these girls move.

I got to their house (just down the road from the hostel) a little after noon. I packed things, lifted things, drove things, folded things, joked things, and broke things (jk) until about 5pm. Honestly, it was like we were best friends.

At one point a few of us went to get a bed from some other house. We loaded it up in the van and I rode back to the house all by myself in the back, rolling around on the mattress. For a second there I was completely in the moment, for a second there I forgot that I had just spent 5 months in Antarctica, and for a second there I was just helping some friends move.

For a second there I wasn’t a tourist anymore.

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Craigslist: Single Speed Bike

Craigslist: Single Speed Bike

I've been waiting all summer for this, and it just had to show up 3 days before I leave. Thanks a lot, Portland.

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