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Hello! My name is Eli Duke and right now I'm hanging out in Portland, OR.

Road Trip MASH

One of the exciting things that happened on the recent road trip from Portland to Denver, was a game of MASH that Robin set up for me. I haven’t played MASH in at least a decade, and it turned out pretty well. Here’s what went down:

I will marry ROBIN, we will have EIGHT (8) KIDS and drive a BLACK & WHITE CHECKERED HEARSE. We will live in an APARTMENT (with a LITTLE DOG named SCRUFFY) at MCMURDO STATION (in Antarctica), where I will be a TRUCK DRIVER. Our vacation time will be spent at MY BUTTHOLE.

The words in ALL CAPS are what MASH predicted.

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Craigslist: Single Speed Bike

Craigslist: Single Speed Bike

I've been waiting all summer for this, and it just had to show up 3 days before I leave. Thanks a lot, Portland.

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