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Hello! My name is Eli Duke and right now I'm hanging out in Portland, OR.

… and so it begins

mereif you have known me for even a short period of time, i’m sure you’ve heard me use the word “ridiculous” at least once or twice. i say it ALL THE TIME, and not because i have a limited vocabulary, but because it is the perfect way for me to describe so many things that i see, here, and know in this world. i think i say it at least once a day. and more often than not, i’m throwing in an “absolutely” before it just add emphasis.

if i were to try to categorize these occurances of absolute ridiculousness, i’d say at least 50% relate to my girlfriend Meredith. she is such a sweet heart, and i love her dearly, but she can be quite the ridiculous little vixen. i’m not going to start the list here and now, but (honestly) she was the inspiration for the creation of this blog. i’m sure i’m gonna discover other sources of ridiculousness, but right now, she’s the main attraction (and she knows this, and is actually a little excited about this blog).

but for now, i’ll leave it at this. just a little something to get started. don’t be shy.

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5 Responses

  1. Joe says:

    The website is great, especially the aestetic. But don’t get too sappy with the, “you know when you were in the 4th grade and you wanted the door open” kind of IDS introduction stuff.

    Also, if you could write some entries making fun of “people who don’t eat meat” I think that might catch some sponsors’ eyes. Also, add some nudity.

    Luvs, ;0

  2. Chocolate says:

    I think the “Merewolf” section (which is a great title, by the way) will probably have to be re-dedicated to a website called “Absolutely Nauseating” because it will probably just detail the disgusting aspects of your relationship that you consider “cute.” Readers will wildly disagree, but hey, it’s your website.

    Also, Joe’s points are hilarious and well-taken. Also, having proofread all of his papers for the last two years, I can say that that email represents his most poignant, lucid piece of writing. Kudos, Joe!
    Choc

  3. Chocolate says:

    My comment no longer appears on your site, or at the very least it is invisible to my eyes. For shame. But this is the best-looking website you’ve ever made.
    Choc

  4. Chocolate says:

    nope, I was lying. the comment is there now, but I couldn’t find it just a second ago…strange

  5. Brandon says:

    What an exciting dialog Chocolate had at the disapearance and rediscovery of the things he typed. This is why I have bookmarked this webpage!

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